Went to Spoons the other day
Get something to eat
I had little money
Thought 'f*ck it, my treat'
I sat down outside
Sun blinding my eyes
Went up to the bar
And ordered a pint
The man sat behind me
Was there with his dog
Well, Spoons man weren't happy
And told him 'f*ck off'
'We have a zero dog policy'
'But I'm not inside'
'I don't make the rules'
And he left, and he cried