If trouble was money, I swear I'd be a millionaire
If trouble was money, I swear I'd be a millionaire
I'd take you on a trip, around the world and everywhere
If trouble was honey, I swear I'd be your teddy bear
If trouble was honey, I swear I'd be your teddy bear
I would make love to you, out in the woods somewhere
If I had a dime for every time that I had a worried mind
I would be rich, speaking of which
I ain't got no money, but it's alright honey
'Cos I got you and that is true: I love you
If trouble was whiskey, I'd be drunk and a little square
If trouble was whiskey, I'd be drunk and a little square
I would be high all the time, floating in the air
If trouble was whiskey, I'd be drunk and a little square
If trouble was honey, I would be your teddy bear
If trouble was money, I swear I'd be a millionaire