I'd Probably Suck My Own Dick Video (MV)

Sometimes I make myself sick
I'd probably suck my own dick
In life I learned just one trick
If you're weird don't make it public

I emailed my old girlfriend
She kinda sucks but I'm horny so I said
The love you used to want is still right here
I know she's married but I guess I don't care
Yea I guess I don't care

Sometimes I make myself sick
I'm full of so much bullshit
Insecure
Uptight
Maybe someday I'll be alright

Guess I have just one problem
I never quite hit bottom
I'm like a kid who dreams of glory
Long passed I lost the story

I'd like to have your picture on my shelf
Then again I prefer to be by myself
I'm too weird
You're too nice
Anyway if you like me here's advice

Sometimes I make myself sick
I'd probably suck my own dick
In life I learned just one trick
If you're weird don't make it public

Sometimes I make myself sick
I'm full of so much bullshit
In life I learned just one trick
If you're weird don't make it public

Sometimes I make myself sick
I'd probably suck my own dick
In life I learned just one trick
If you're weird don't make it public