King Virtue - Cookies and Milk Lyrics

All set for Christmas
Hung stockings on the chimney
I'm ready for the big day
For Santa to come my way
Am I just crazy
Or maybe something's missing
Got boughs of holly, lights too
There's something I forgot to do

Put the cookies and milk out
She-doop-be-do
Don't wanna piss Santa off now
She-doop-be-do
Put the cookies and milk out
She-doop-be-do
Out for Santa Claus
Don't wanna piss Santa off now

While I was sleeping
My head was dreaming Christmas
Then I woke up in a cold sweat
I forgot the treats for St. Nick
Dashed to the kitchen
Thrashed opened doors and cabinets
I've got to find his favorite
I know it's in this cabinet somewhere

Put the cookies and milk out
She-doop-be-do
Don't wanna piss Santa off now
She-doop-be-do
Put the cookies and milk out
She-doop-be-do
Out for Santa Claus
Don't wanna piss Santa off now

Imagine the look upon Santa's face
When he realized I forgot his prize
He'd probably tossed my Christmas list
And give me a bag of coal
OH NO
Make some cookies, now

Put the cookies and milk out
She-doop-be-do
Don't wanna piss Santa off now
She-doop-be-do
Put the cookies and milk out
She-doop-be-do
Out for Santa Claus
Don't wanna piss Santa off now

Santa don't leave me coal for Christmas
Santa don't leave me coal for Christmas
Milk out
Cookies and milk out
Out for Santa Claus