The Kingdom of McChicken - Beat 5 (Remastered) Lyrics

Isn't it perculiar, Charlie Brown, how some traditions just slowly fade away?

Yeah, waitin' on the stairs on Christmas Eve for my presents
Will they come from the big red man and his elves?
I'm waitin' on the stairs to see if I will feel his presents
Will my parents put 'em all there right by themselves
I like the sight of all I see that's underneath the Christmas tree
They're all wrapped up and now they're waiting for me
Just wanna rip so I can see what's there for me, it's all for free
I wanna sip on my hot tea while I just sit and smile with glee
What did I get, oh, I asked for so much?
How do I say "I don't want this" to ma?
What else am I gonna say when they gave me one toothbrush, two hugs, a partridge, a bear tree?
Now, all I wanted was some records and a cash flow

Or a new verse

Yeah, Christmas morn' you know it's time to celebrate
Waitin' for them presents makin' my heart ache
Best day of the year, Christmas takes the cake
Everybody waitin' for the fam' to awake
I'm sittin' by the fire side, the snow's outside
I can't decide if the Kingdom should stay local or go worldwide
We not a gang, we a kingdom, and we all got that rhythm
You best believe the tradition, Santa be the magician
Grab the keys to the Saturn, turn on the ignition
Gettin' home for December 25th is our mission
Last song comin' up, Maia gets the position
Make this one disappear like I'm a magician