I'm a pecker slingin'
Showtune singin
Rowdy fukkin
Cowboy guy
I'm a bar brawlin'
Cock gobblin'
Sword swallerin'
Cowboy guy
I'm a spit-strokin'
Dirty-jokin'
Gay-pridin'
Cowboy guy
Cowboy guy
But have you seen my little boots?
My cute little boots
And my little leather vest
Look at my chest!
Anyway
I'm a raw-doggin'
City-slickin'
Country chicken
Cowboy guy
I'm a power-toppin'
Power-bottom
Scrot-gobblin'
Cowboy guy
But have you seen my little boots?
My cute little boots
And my little leather vest
Look at my chest!
Anyway
I'm a raw-doggin'
City-slickin'
Country chicken
Cowboy guy
I'm a power-toppin'
Power-bottom
Scrot-gobblin'
Cowboy guy
But have you seen my little boots?
My cute little boots
And my little leather vest
Look at my chest!