Well there ain't no hairy buttholes
South of the border
No there ain't no hairy buttholes
South of the border
If you're wantin a hairy butthole
That's a tall order
Cause there ain't no hairy buttholes
South of the border
Cause the buttholes here
Are from another planet
They got no hair
They're hairless damnit
Culero!
Well there ain't no hairy buttholes
South of the border
No there ain't no hairy buttholes
South of the border
If you're wantin a hairy butthole
That's a tall order
Cause there ain't no hairy buttholes
South of the border
Cause the buttholes here
Are from another planet
They got no hair
They're hairless damnit