I'm the only one who hadn't had the flu
When I came on tonight
I never been the kind to miss work
But since I clocked in
Something just ain't right
I'm already hot and sweating in this shirt
Now I'm SICK
My concentration's driftin
I'm SICK
Leavin work without permission
Staggerin, Strugglin, diggin for my cell phone
Man I gotta get home, I'm callin you
Come and get me I'm SICK
My PTO and Unapproved is gone for the year
It don't matter
These symptoms are crystal clear
Gotta get out the front door
Before I infect them all
I might choke up this morning's chili dog
Cause I'm SICK
Light headed and nauseous
I'm SICK
It pays to be cautious
Staggerin, Strugglin, diggin for my cell phone
Man I gotta get home, I'm callin you
Come and get me I'm SICK
Spoken
I feel a whole lot better here in this easy chair
Playin these games with my feet popped up in the air
Hey honey, can you pass me those jalapeno poppers?
Give me my cell phone there it's ringin
Yeah this is Kirk
(Mr. Bossman) Kirk Anderson Tyler your
SICK
I'm SICK
Give it up Mr. Bossman
I'm SICK
Don't push me I'll call the union
Standin there strugglin, diggin for my cell phone
Man I finally got home, I'm quittin you!
Can't you see that I'm SICK?
Lord have mercy I'm SICK