December comes and goes
'Cause I'm working myself to the bone
When you called me up for a drink
I had to take a moment to think
I made my plan
I took the truck
I told myself I wouldn't get too f*cked
How did it come to this
Two a.m and I'm totally pissed
How did I get myself here
I only came for one or two beers
Who can tell where it will go
Some nights just have a life of their own
Goodbye friends I need to go
Tomorrow's a full day of plowing snow
I grabbed my coat
I hit the street
But I could barely stand up on my feet
How did it come to this
Three a.m and I'm totally pissed
How did I get myself here
I only came for one or two beers
There's no regrets now
Thought I'd try my luck
But I can't remember
Where I parked my truck
How did it come to this
Four a.m and I'm f*cking pissed
How did I get myself here
Well I must of had 27 beers
Wow 27 beers and on a Wednesday