Kompromat - I Do It to Own the Libs Lyrics

What I like to do on a Saturday night
I go to a gay bar downtown
I get stinkin' drunk, call Pelosi a punk
Then I puke when I slip and fall down

But I do it to own the libs
Yes I do it to own the libs
I know it upsets 'em, it pains 'em, it gets 'em
I do it to own the libs

I hear of a place where they kick Trumpers out
I give 'em a piece of my mind
I curse and I spit, hurl chunks of my shit
And I end up arrested and fined

Oh, I hate them elites 'cause I'm told they hate me
By Tucker and Sean-I say yes!
To Blondie and Doocy-they're on the TeeVee!
USA! USA! USs

Say, see this here picture-what I'm gonna do
To show I'm a man not a mouse
It's of the Obamas so in my pajamas
I'll torch it and burn down my house

And I'll do it to own the libs
I can't stand the cut of their jibs
I know that it gets 'em, it pains and upsets 'em
I like how it galls 'em, it shocks and appalls 'em

You bet that it frets 'em
And their panties, it wets 'em
Yeah their panties it wets them
I do it to own the libs....