Krab Fest - Bladder Infection (Hurts to Pee) Lyrics

Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee
Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee
Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee
Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee

Got pain in my bladder, oh it's inflamed
Drank too much tequila, and it's fighting me
Man I cannot walk, bro I cannot talk
Passing kidney stones, man it's more like rocks (rocks)

Bladder infection, it hurts to pee
Left the gas station with a big Slurpee (extra gulp)
Hot like the chick from Spy Kids 3 (just kidding)
When I was a kid, don't call me Diddy (yikes)

Inflammation in my bag
Bladder hurting real bad
When I shoot my shot
I'm leaving home like a nomad

Dropping the tracks like my weight, Ozempic
Birthing out the bars like a mother who is pregnant
So call up the doctors, call up the nurses
It's a C-section evicting these verses

Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee
Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee
Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee
Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee

Hungry like the wolf that ate my cousin,
Have you seen my racks, man I got a dozen
Never met a girl who said no to a date
Cause my stack's even fatter than my prostate

Call up the ER, I need some help quick
Feel the burn inside, light my fat wick
Bladder infected and my judgment slipped
My vision's going out, call me Robin Thicke

Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee
Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee
Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee
Got a bladder infection, hurts to pee

(IT'S THE BRITISH!)

(RUN!)

The British are coming
The British are coming
Hide your wife and kids, cause the British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
Hide your wife and kids, cause the British are coming

The British are coming, the British are coming
They're riding a horse while they're running and gunning
I'm not one to sneak diss, but I got a hit list
A Glock with a switch and trust, I won't miss

The British are coming
The British are coming
Hide your wife and kids, cause the British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
Hide your wife and kids, cause the British are coming

Red, white, blue, gold flag of the Philippines, (shoutout)
Sit your ass down, I'm the one and only short king
Five foot six, looking for a diss,
Give me that musket, lock and load this (The British)

The British are coming, and it hurts to pee
Man, the British are coming, and it hurts to pee
The British are coming, and it hurts to pee
The British are coming, and it hurts to pee