The Great Six O to me has come
Another phase of life begun
Family reared and duty done
Passed on my mantle to my son
F*ck it
Now my mind begins to dwell
On pleasures that I should know well
But never knew, the truth to tell
Or of which I only got the smell
F*ck it
All the things I've never done
Jumped from a plane, the Channel swum
Olympic medals never won
Nor in the Eurovision sung
F*ck it
All the pleasures that I have missed
All those girls I never kissed
All the nights I could have been pissed
Yes, all the temptations I did resist
F*ck it
The time is short, it's running out
Bring me another pint of stout
And, girls, line up along the wall
For Krunchie wants to ride yis all
Hop to it