Kusmania - Hunger Pains Lyrics

And I don't know what I'm gonna do
Said, I don't know what I'm gonna do
Yo, go to get some food, it's evening, 9pm
I'm pretty drunk, can't decide if I want pie
Or if I want some Cap'n Crunch, damn
All alone, like damn

Said, gotta feed myself, so I go and grab the milk
Tryna cure these hunger pains, grab the pickles off the shelf
Grab some chicken, mayonnaise, and I look for something else
Old food from the holidays, hopefully these tacos help

10pm I'm real full, and I'm sitting on the couch
Piece of chicken stuck up in my teeth I'm tryna get it out
Like damn, with my tongue, like damn

Tryna pick it out, stick something sharp in my mouth
Miss the spot entirely, blood rushes out between my teeth
Though, I go to rinse it out but before I approach the sink
I trip and fall and break my neck and now I'm on the floor bleeding

So now I'm dead and I'm a ghost
And I'm floating all around
And I see myself, laying on the ground
Look at that, damn
I'm really dead, damn

Now I feel all kinds of bad, for the doc that gets my ass
Has to find the reason why, a giant guy has collapsed
Has to search my stomach fat, up my butt, on top of that
Avid smoker, lungs are black, tons of silent heart attacks
And a big insomniac who never did a jumping jack
And I'll bet he'll never know after performing all these tasks
Even though I could've died a million ways besides the rest
The reason I died was because I tripped and fell, and broke my neck

Damn, I feel bad for my cat too
He has to sit there and starve
Sorry Peralta
Well, I guess it just goes to show
It doesn't really matter what you do with your life
Cause in the end, you could die walking to the bathroom