Kylie Wiley - Lawnmower Lyrics

He see me he go attack, he hit it from the back
Bitch when I blew you couldn't find your ball sack
Little lawn mower, giddy penis blower
Said I wanted better dick but he couldn't show her

Got me stressing, I'ma teach you a lesson
You can't eat box, bitch your secrets I'm fessing
Go mow your grass, your chin built like an ass
I hope your car breaks down and you can't afford gas

Outdoor labs, eating steak slabs
I saw your snapscore bitch, yeah you know I'm keeping tabs
Alcoholic f*ck, you built like a duck
Your eyebrows albino, you're a dirty old cuck

On probation with the school cause you stole a golf cart
Fits are so bad they look like they're from K-Mart
Legally mandated to attend AA
You'd hump a golf turf cause your women won't stay

Don't come for my team, you're a fan of the Steelers
You open condoms up like you're a f*cking banana peeler
First time I saw you brought me tea when I was sick
Thought you were boyfriend material, not a degenerate dick

Gave you what you wanted with the gift of my body
You couldn't deliver though
Because you're cocky and gaudy
Can't find your eyebrows like they shaved or just gone

Much like you, I couldn't find it in the song
You may be six'four but you're a terrible guy
Emotionally unavailable, there's no point to try
Man boobs and hairy back and grown facial hairs

Thought we could've been the funniest of pairs
Skipping out on love to work on mowing f*cking lawns
Never would've guessed that you're the one
Who's getting drawn

Can't respond, bitch, it's been hours and I'm pissed
You don't have good reasoning, you're going on my list
Trying to change the narrative but you can't abide
You only want me when my tits are out

And you're trying to slide
Cuddle for a minute, then your hands begin to roam
I know what you want, bitch, next you'll want some dome
F*cking you felt like putting in a tampon

You know what, bitch, f*ck it, I'm gone
You're scrappy and musty, you look like a rug rat
Fridge full of beer, yeah, go hump your doormat
You're shaky and unsteady, messy like spaghetti

Bitch, you so ugly, you're from Ed, Ed and Eddie
Bleached blonde hair, you built like a mop
Let me find hair dye next time I'm at the shop
Redneck conservative, you should've been aborted

I bet you think non white folks should be deported
Hairy chest and hairy back, go buy a razor
Next time you come near me, I'll pull out a taser
You'll get no play when I'm not here

I'll go f*ck your friends while you can watch with a beer
You should've thought first before you played with my heart
I'm gonna steal your car and sell it part for part
I'm moving on and I'm getting play

You'll find another woman who can't stay more than a day
I'll turn your friends against you, call you Amber Heard
Dick so deformed, it's built like a turd