The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) Lyrics

[Andy]
Back in that ass...

[Andy & Justin]
Your mom says hi, JINX!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

Y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah
Y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Justin]
JAM!

[Andy]
Summertime in the city
And everybody's having sex

[Justin]
You know, I just got a page from a girl
That I met last week at the Payless ([Andy:] Shoe Source...)

[Andy]
I also have a cutie to call
Who loves the way I knock on her boots

[Justin]
Well, it's time to mack
Let's handle that
In 2 to 6 hours
We'll meet back and regroup

[Both]
So let's shoop!

[Andy]
Roll up to the crib
With some Bartles and James

[Justin]
Hop off the bus
With the Alizé

[Andy]
Now hold up, playa
What you diggity-doin here?

[Justin]
I should diggity-ask you the same! ([Andy:] Then she says...)

[Gaga]
Hey, boys, I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool ([Both:] Say word?)
I know most guys won't freak together

[Both]
But she forgot about the golden rule
Ah-hah-hah

[Chorus]
It's okay
When it's in a 3-way
It's not gay
When it's in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle
There's some leeway
The area's grey
In a 1-2-3-way

[Andy]
Normally, I don't get down with dudes

[Justin]
But tonight is a special exception ([Gaga:] Great...)

[Both]
See, you're my best friend
Through thick and thin

[All]
Now it's time to make a triple connection ([Andy:] Lights off...)

[Andy]
Here in the dark...([Justin:] Here in the dark...)
It's hard to tell...([Justin:] So hard to tell...)
Where her body ends...([Gaga:] La la....)
And my homie's begins...([Justin:] Hoo-Wee!)
This rule dates back...([Justin:] The golden rule...)
To ancient Greece...([Justin:] Talkin' bout Caesar...)
We're 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy

[Both]
The new Three's Company!

[Gaga]
You guys are still here

[Chorus]
It's okay
When it's in a 3-way
It's not gay
When it's in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle
There's some leeway
The area's grey
In a 1-2-3-way

[Andy]
Fellas, get ready
To impress a chick
Helicopter dick, Go!
Helicopter dick ([Justin:] Uh!)
Helicopter dick ([Justin:] Alright!)
To impress a chick
Do the Helicopter dick! ([Gaga:] Wow...)

[Both]
And all of that was okay
Cause it was in a 3-way
It's quite clear
When you see the instant replay
"Baby,two is enough"
That's what they'll say
But we'll say "Hell no"
1-2-3 way

[All]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Andy]
The Golden Rule...