The Lonely Island - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) Lyrics
The Lonely Island Lyrics
Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) Lyrics
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "F*ck me like we f*cked Bin Laden"
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to f*ck her harder then the military
F*cked Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder then the US government
F*cked Bin Laden
She was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
That said again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban
Then a tunic
She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I f*ck her like we
F*cked Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder then the US government
F*cked Bin Laden
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (That ass)
My justice will be punitive (Imma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy"
"Gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"
I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "Congratulations Connor"
I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"
He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden,
I gots to know how you f*cked her like we
F*cked Bin Laden"
F*ck Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to f*ck her like we f*cked Bin Laden
Ohh this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack
Just like the now famous attack that f*cked
Osama Bin Laden
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "F*ck me like we f*cked Bin Laden"
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to f*ck her harder then the military
F*cked Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder then the US government
F*cked Bin Laden
She was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
That said again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban
Then a tunic
She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I f*ck her like we
F*cked Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder then the US government
F*cked Bin Laden
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (That ass)
My justice will be punitive (Imma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy"
"Gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"
I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "Congratulations Connor"
I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"
He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden,
I gots to know how you f*cked her like we
F*cked Bin Laden"
F*ck Bin Laden
F*ck Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to f*ck her like we f*cked Bin Laden
Ohh this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack
Just like the now famous attack that f*cked
Osama Bin Laden
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