Lachlanlfc - I Can't Lyrics

I can't handle this
13, the f*ck is this
Had to be home schooled cause of this shit
Trying to get my first kiss but all these girls are immature
I don't even know what I'm looking for

When I walk through the door
It's like a war
It's like I'm pushed to the floor and the entire world is just a metaphor
And I hate how the law doesn't let kids get jobs
Like I wanna buy my own shit and when I can
I'll be on a thrown
Fighting to make it like a dog getting his bone
I feel like I launched up in the air, didn't prepare
Fell down, lost the crown and broke my collar bone
Shit
I wanna be rich
Anyone who disses me should go cry in a ditch, go find your niche
Judging is not it
So put on your bin man kit
And accept that shit

I can't sing, wasn't born with anything
But some how I'm the king?
I will swing with my forth hand and use my back hand to fight criticism
You don't have an opinion
Just have an orgasm
To the way you say "It's constructive criticism"
Get that into your brain
And to that song you would have came to my music
I'm the illest in the game
Why you so lame?
Why you obsessed?
I'm on a quest and you're just saying shit to me for no reason
I wanna go on vacation and get away
Maybe get laid
But I thought why don't I grind?
So every beat I rap on, I'm getting paid

And I'm centre stage
Rapping for millions
Instead of getting DMs from these hooligans
Don't chat shit to me
I'm sorry but only critique it if you can do better than what I do
But I bet you'll start crying like boo hoo
Right now you're cool
In a few years you'll be the fool
While I'm buying any jewel I want
Sitting in Paris eating a croissant

I'll be on every paper like I'm a font
Was that a good line?
Don't know but this morning
I woke up wanting to be the goat
Haters are C.O.A.T's
I'm kinda like soap
Washing up the game from the mumble germs
I'm to be a G.O.A.T
Well not any goat, the Chianina

I want to be touring every arena
And I want big rappers to be a feature
Working up to that but not at the standard of shady
Lately I've been at a writers block
But I'm back, building back up to the top
Cause I'm Lachlanlfc
So I'll never stop
Cause I'm Lachlanlfc
So GG
Yeet