Hey, it's lachlanlfc
The kid from the Mersey who gets laid
He plays video games and wears sunglasses
And he's separated from any other rapper, he's like a type of gasses
Gasses? Yeah and he passes diseases to other rappers
It's like he's asymptomatic
He's addicted to rap like an addict
He's has conflict and he's perfect
He's a convict to being a king
You're a C.O.A.T
People don't know what that means
Crappiest Of All Time
You see that I don't just rhyme
I create my own sayings
And I'm one of the only kings in rap
I'm not a rap god
Lachlan's kinda odd
Don't say that to me
I can cause
I'm lachlanlfc
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Don't call me the fake Lachlan
Cause I'm the real one
Yeah that Australian geezers gone
Out of the picture
Into my lyrical mixture
Lachlan is my real birth name
People ask me if I only do this for fame
Yes I do, I want to be rich and famous
But that doesn't mean I don't love rap and YouTube cause then I wouldn't be doing this
I can get famous by leaking a sex tape of myself
But I don't do that, I'm classy and I just want wealth
I'm not going down Kim Kardashion's road
Plus I'm only 14 years old and making bangers
I've got 10 fingers
But I'm only holding up the middle one
Cause I'm lachlanlfc
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Lachlan's limited, not lazy, Lacking but laughing
And he ate an apple on the annal for 2020
Crazy and cocky camping comically, I'm the commander with a computer
Like a hacker helping hero's and hoes
The long, long looking lead in the pencil loosing luxury
An amazing animal analysing anything
Natural is nothing, never not noble
Looking at the light, linking life
Forgetting Fortnite fast, f*ck hatters
I can colour clouds and collect credit
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Lachlanlfc
The kid from the Mersey who gets laid
Yeah
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