We've got a dad of two
Hoping to beat the likes of Ariana Grande to the number-
Christmas number one spot
I'm gonna try and win Rox Christmas Number One
Singing mainly about sausage rolls
A normal family record a single could be Christmas number one
How did this happen?
This is crazy, it really is
And our expectations at the beginning was just to make Top 40, and-
Raising funds for the food bank charity, the Trussell Trust
Here we go again
Here we go, we're back
Third time lucky (ay)
Just what 2020 didn't need
Just a sausage roll
On a year that's outta control
Feeding the nation is our Christmas goal
Just a pastry treat
And when my family finally meet
We share a foot long through a plastic sheet
Plastic sheet
That's how you gotta do it now
That's how you gotta eat 'em
Make sure it's sanitized
Oh, Lord
A sausage roll for a shielding mate (yes mate)
In a bag thrown over the gate
But for a smile we can share a bite
And eat on and on and on and on
Bakers baking
I went to Greggs now I'm isolating
I'm on lockdown tonight
All these people
Panic buying ready meals
Hoardin' bog roll in the night
Don't stop me eatin'
Oh, sausage roll feelin'
Meat life or vegans, come on
Every day is on replay
Key workers are saving the day (legends)
Give anything to hug my nan
Just one more time (poor me nans)
Eat them cold, eat them hot
Sausage rolls are all we've got
But for a smile we can share a bite
And eat on and on and on and on
Right here we go, get ready
The vegans are involved (what?)
Don't stop me eatin'
Oh, sausage roll feelin'
Meat life or vegans, come on
Don't stop me eatin'
Oh, sausage roll feelin'
Meat life or vegans, come on
Wow that's a banger
Right there we go
Just when you think it can't get any worse it does
Yes, lad