The Lady Acorns - My Nanny Is A Cannibal Lyrics

My nanny is a cannibal
My nanny is a cannibal
My nanny is a cannibal

My cat went missing
For days and nights we searched
Through every nook and cranny
We even checked in the church
But around the home
The bell would still drone
Particularly in the nursery

My nanny is a cannibal
My nanny is a cannibal

Then I noticed bite marks
On my boys arm
This was quite unusual
But I wasn't to alarmed
It wasn't until
About half past one
That I had noticed
His whole leg had gone

My nanny is a cannibal
My nanny is a cannibal

My nanny is a cannibal
So I thought I would join in
I snuck up and hit him
With my rolling pin
I cut of his flesh
A few strips at first
This is how it stated
My never ending thirst

My nanny was a cannibal
But now there's not much left
My nanny was a cannibal
But it turns out I was best