Ladybird - Short King Shuffle Lyrics

I'm on this dating app looking for my wife
She's in my inbox now asking about my height
So I answered her quickly: I'm a clean 6'3"
What she don't know won't hurt her and it certainly won't hurt me
Sometimes it's hard for them tall girls to see
She's scanning through the bar looking right over me
So I knocked on her buckle and I asked for a dance
And when she saw my shuffle she was sure I was gonna be her man
I did the short king shuffle
I did the short king shuffle
Now do the short king shuffle c'mon and do your dance
Now do the short king shuffle
I got me a tall queen and now we're making supper
She's helping me out with the top shelf in the cupboard
And I never ever seen my baby wearing a frown
She don't mind 'cause we're the same height when we're laying down
But then I finished my set and I hopped off stage
Said I was her king but her look was hard to gauge
Then she blew right past me and went straight for Sam
She did the shuffle so fast well she left my big head spinning
She did the short king shuffle
She did the short king shuffle
Now do the short king shuffle c'mon and do your dance
Now do the short king shuffle
Now do the short king shuffle
Do the short king shuffle
Now do the short king shuffle c'mon and do your dance
Now do the short king shuffle