Seen her working behind the bar
What did you do? What did you do?
Her moves made me wanna strum my guitar
What did you play? What did you play?
She glanced my way, this beautiful lass
What do you know? What do you know?
Realised I got an empty glass
Go to the bar, go to the bar!
I was feeling so fine, a tingle down my spine
Cut to the front of the line so I can
Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst
Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you
And girl, I'll never drink another's brew
Girl, my thirst is insurmountable
Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful!
When I saw her go and tap that keg
What did you feel? what did you feel?
I grew another wooden leg
How'd you do that? how'd you do that?
She leaned over and polished the bar
What'd you do next? What'd you do next?
I put my tip into her jar
How'd she say thanks? How'd she say thanks?
She gave me a wink and before I could blink
I quickly finished my drink so I can
Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst!
Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you
And girl, I'll never drink another's brew
Girl, my thirst is insurmountable
Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful