(Originally by Devo)
A victim of collision on the open sea
Nobody ever said, "Life's for free"
Sink, swim, down with the ship
Use your freedom of choice
I'll say it again
In the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Your freedom of choice
In ancient Rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked the one
he licked the other
He ran in circles
He dropped dead
Freedom of choice
Is what you've got
Freedom of choice
Then if you got it
You don't want it
Seems to be the rule of thumb
Don't be tricked by what you see
You got two ways to go
I'll say it again
In the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Your freedom of choice
Freedom of choice
Is what you've got
Freedom of choice
In ancient Rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked the one
he licked the other
He ran in circles
He dropped dead
Freedom of choice
Is what you've got
Freedom of choice
Is what you want
Freedom of choice
Is what you've got
Freedom of choice