Show him your ID please
You can't get past him you see
Ex-con and a straight up G
Captain Security
Pissin' on a pickup truck
This can't be his
The doors open, what the f*ck
Turns out it actually is
Here is my number, write it down
Tomorrow we are gonna hit town
Here is my number, write it down
Gonna tell 'em that you're in a band with Paul Simon
They took his heaters, man
A farewell to arms
Rollin with a beer in one hand
The other's steering the car
Here is my number, write it down
Tomorrow we are gonna hit town
Here is my number, write it down
Gonna tell 'em that you're in a band with Paul Simon