You tried to bite
The dog outside
The neighbor's party
You want to live forever, darling
Change me, baby
If you'll ever go
I'll go wherever you might need me, baby
And if you leave me
I'll sit here waiting for you on daytime TV
I would love just
To duck behind front rows maybe see me
Laughing on the ceiling
Lifting boxes for the needy evening
If you'll ever go
I'll go wherever you might need me, baby
And if you leave me
I'll sit here waiting for you on daytime TV
Now, here's something that will really amaze you
Come with me, and I'll show you what every one of you can do single-handed
When the picture comes in clear like this
Is the sound ever so hard to get that all you hear is this?
There, now that's quite a difference, isn't it?
If you'll ever go
I'll go wherever you might need me, baby
And if you leave me
I'll sit here waiting for you on daytime TV
If you'll ever go
I'll go wherever you might need me, baby
And if you leave me
I'll sit here waiting for you on daytime TV