The Lamaas - Automotive Collision Lyrics

I went walkin' outside
(When a car came)
Old man was sleepin' inside
(With his dick in his hands)
All the passers by didn't know why
But he offered me a ride
Running over a dog
(This guy was insane)
Landed stiff like a log
(In the bicycle lane)
The driver was stopped on the other side of town
At least I hope by now

And I know I wanna go home
Even though I'm way too wasted
Thinking that I'll still get paid though
I just wanna sail the world

Cop just pulled me to the side
(What a f*cking narcissist)
Jamming needles in his thighs
(What a f*cking narcissist)
Call me a narc but I think it's getting dark
Let me offer him some tar
Call it quits for tonight
(My crack is getting dry)
Let's get it out of sight
(You know I don't wanna die)
Lockin' all the doors and then he hits the floor shouting
7:30, 7:30, 7:30, 7:30

And I know I wanna go home
But I know I'm way too wasted
Thinking that I'll still get paid though
I just wanna sail the world

And I know I wanna go home
But I know I'm way too wasted
Thinking that I'll still get paid though
I just wanna sail the world