Laser Rot - Making Out With Robots Lyrics

I was out the other day
In a store around the way
I was looking for some shoes
Like them old school kangaroos
Then I saw her through the window
Locking eyes with me
I could play her like Nintendo
And never miss a beat
I paid for her, just like another toaster
I don't need cars, don't need yachts
I'll be just fine, making out with robots
Mechanical girl, I think I'm falling for her
I own her parts, and she's so hot
I'll be just fine, making out with robots
I plug her in just once a day
No more girls, no getting played
Yeah she always lets me do
Exactly what I choose
Yeah she never steals my pillow
Never steals my sheets
Never thinks that I'm a weirdo
She's never gonna cheat
I paid for her, just like another toaster
I don't need cars, don't need yachts
I'll be just fine, making out with robots
Mechanical girl, I think I'm falling for her
I own her parts, and she's so hot
I'll be just fine, making out with robots
Making out with robots