Down the Local I go
Those stained glass windows
In the toilets it snows
That's why half these lads go
But the band in the corner is
Playing some alright stuff
The beer here is cheap
And my pockets aren't deep
That girl on table three
Is looking at me
She keeps meeting my gaze
I walk over say hello
She's not from this town she's to proper
The voice she talks with is much softer
She's way out of my league
Don't know how she
Don't see, don't see, don't see
Yet she's standing talking to me
And I'm thinking
Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave
What's she doing in here
Oh that's what's unclear
I've got an idea and it's pretty near
There's a place round the corner
It's definitely not as rough
But the beer here is cheap
And my pockets aren't deep
It looks like I'm not just paying for me
So I'm staying in here
And giving the best I've got
She's not from this town she's to proper
The voice she talks with is much softer
She's way out of my league
Don't know how she
Don't see, don't see, don't see
Yet she's standing talking to me
And I'm thinking
Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave
She's not from this town she's to proper
The voice she talks with is much softer
She's way out of my league
She's way out of my league
She's way out of my league
Don't know how she
Don't see, don't see