Lizardman watches from his tower
Makes his budgets by the hour
Moves his hand down his tail
And moisturises his slippery scales
He's a Lizardman
He's a Lizardman
He's a Lizardman
He's a Lizardman
Lizardman lives on Downing Street
Paupers are what Lizardman eats
Moves around with his red briefcase
And shoves it in every disabled guys face
He's a Lizardman
He's a Lizardman
He's a Lizardman yeah yeah yeah
He's a Lizardman
Lizardman enjoys the Bullingdon feast
Tasting all the tasty treats
On his plate he'll snack and gorge
Did you enjoy the pheasant George?
Lizardman
He's a Lizardman
He's a Lizardman
He's a Lizardman
Because I said that he's a Lizardman
He's a Lizardman
He's a Lizardman yeah yeah yeah