In a dimly lit gym, we gather once more
The echoes of lockers, the creaky gym floor
Old flames and old foes, all in one place
Checking out wrinkles, sizing up the race
We've got our beer guts and receding hairlines
But tonight, we're rockstars, defying the signs
Reunion rock, we're not yet in the grave
Trading our walkers for electric guitars
We'll show 'em all we're still alive and kickin
And that high school predictions were way off the mark
Way off the mark
Better than expected
Way off the mark
Better than expected
Better than expected
Way off the mark
Better than expected
Way off the mark
Better than expected
Uuuu, uuuu, uuuu, uuuu
Yeah, yeah
Remember that nerd who aced every test
Well, he's a tech billionaire, living the best
And the cheerleader queen? She's a yoga guru
Bending reality like she used to bend her pom-poms, too
We've got our beer guts and receding hairlines
But tonight, we're rockstars, defying the signs
We've got our beer guts and receding hairlines
But tonight, we're rockstars, defying the signs
Reunion rock, we're not yet in the grave
Trading our walkers for electric guitars
We'll show 'em all we're still alive and kickin
And that high school predictions were way off the mark
Way off the mark
Better than expected
Way off the mark
Better than expected
Uuuu, uuuu, uuuu, uuuu
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The jock's a stay-at-home dad, baking cookies
The drama club diva? She's solving cold cases, rookie
And the quiet kid who sat in the back row
He's a stand-up comedian, stealing the show
We've got our beer guts and receding hairlines
But tonight, we're rockstars, defying the signs
Reunion rock, we're not yet in the grave
Trading our walkers for electric guitars
We'll show 'em all we're still alive and kickin
And that high school predictions were way off the mark
Way off the mark
Better than expected
Way off the mark
Better than expected
Uuuu, uuuu, uuuu, uuuu
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
So raise your plastic cups, let's toast to the past
To awkward prom dances and dreams that didn't last
We're the misfits, the rebels, the ones who survived
And tonight, we'll rock this reunion, feeling alive
Alive, alive, alive
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah