What do you do when your soap is dirty
And the fire won't start and the bath is cold
I want to be neat and tight and pretty
But the pilot light's out and I've got to go
I bought everything to make me pretty
So I can get an A+ at being a girl
And it's cool to be tall if you're thin like a stick
But there'll always be a man who's got a problem with it
I don't care, it's your problem not mine
We're just two opposing counter forces
And we'll never see eye to eye
Let me interrupt your expertise
With nothing more than my confidence
And he's been to New York, and delusion, and Rome
But he can't decide what's his top pick
I don't care, it's your problem not mine
We're just two opposing counter forces
And we'll never see eye to eye
Call me really loudly 'cause I can't hear, baby
Ask me twenty questions and then call me crazy
Tell me how you want me if you dare now, baby
I don't think you know what you're doing
Call me really loudly 'cause I can't hear, baby
Ask me twenty questions and then call me crazy
Tell me how you want me if you dare now, baby
How'd you think this was going to go?
I don't care and I'm not asking why
You keep your head up in the clouds
But we'll never see eye to eye
I don't care, it's your problem not mine
We're just two opposing counter forces
And we'll never see eye to eye