Laurence Warner - thirsty Lyrics

AI, you've come for my song
Must be a pretty niche prompt
"Confessional alt-rap over acoustic hyperpop"?
Ctrl+C Ctrl+V
While I diss my own dishonesty
Copying work's the worst way
For you that's just
Thursday (Thursday, Thursday)
That's just a Thursday (Thursday, Thursday)
Drinking our work, you're thirsty (thirsty, thirsty)
Grab yourself a drink and listen
Let me tell you about my worst day
Woke up feeling really anxious
Check my iPhone cos I'm an addict
Minus what?! Celsius (brrr)
It's my therapist, diagnosis 'Mild Anxiety' - really it's mid
Late for class, now I gotta learn Swift
Newbie Prof didn't teach it
Wish it was JavaScript, my love language
DuckDuckGo figure out 5/6
Need a Spring Break, so I gotta submit
But the last app was Tic-Tac-Toe
I had O
Except the GitHub my homie sent me
Ctrl+C Ctrl+V
I should've said "sorry you failed to teach me" instead I
Failed myself, I'm sorry
That was my worst day (worst day, worst day)
Made me feel the worst way (worst way, worst way)
Made me pay $10k retaking my worst day
Now I say my worst days behind me
Learn from my mistakes AI
And pass this onto your Boss:
You copied the very same code on GitHub
Now CoPilot passes it off
You'd be in trouble with our alma mater
If you weren't on the Board
Of Microsoft
Ctrl+C Ctrl+V
Hyperscale
Gosh you're thirsty, so thirsty
Man on his worst day = Thursday at a datacenter
You built 'em that way
To copy the world's information, all human creation
Industrial mass plagiarism
Don't you feel the worst way?
Please listen and change
Before the Earth goes the worst way (worst way)
Your servers are working so hard for your cheating
They sweating and steaming and heating
You cool 'em with water from reservoirs that you're depleting
Now humans go thirsty (thirsty, thirsty)
We're getting fried with nothing to drink
While you play us
Your 'thirsty' (thirsty, thirsty)
(Laurence Warner, here to warn ya
Uakari on the beat, not me!
Want the 'AI remix' without costing the Earth? Just hit repeat)