But we are in a sassy man apocalypse, so you know
The men goin' into they soft girl era
These niggas need to tighten the f*ck up
Raw-ass bitch, he might get salmonella
Red bottoms don't fit, I'm a hood Cinderella
Then he pulled up in a prius, it's a broke man tesla
Makin' me sick, mmm-mmm, influenza
I don't mean to judge off a first impression
Or his part-time job at 7-Eleven
But he a broke-ass peasant, askin' twenty-one questions
Smell the axe on his body, bad bitch repellent
(Ick)
And he got bad credit (ick)
And he got a foot fetish (ick)
When he swiped his card, it rejected (ick)
All the real bitches get it (ick)
DNR, but he tryin' paramedic (ick)
Mmm-mmm, flat-line, just dead it (ick)
There ain't no comin' back when you get it
All the real bitches get it
He gave me the ick, ick, ick
Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (ew), ick
Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick, ick
Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (ew), ick
He gave me the- (ew)
Lady boner gone (oh no)
He dry humpin' me and huffin' like a dog (hah, hah)
And he whispered in my ear did I get off? (Nigga, f*ck no)
Then he finished, turned over, and called his mom
Can't make this shit up, what the f*ck?
Had to sanitize everything that he touched on me
Hit it once and he said he in love with me (uh-huh)
Then I gagged when he asked can he nut in me
I ain't havin' your baby, you ugly (dickhead)
Hah, one more twist (uh-huh)
Yeah, your mama a bitch (ah)
And you got a lil' dick
Said his daddy gave it to him, it ain't something he can fix (pee-wee)
These niggas need to tighten the f*ck up
He breathe
He laugh
He hump fast
(Bleh, I'm disgusted)
Everything he do give me the ick, ick, ick
Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (ew), ick
Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick, ick
Ick-ick-ick, ick, ick (ew), ick
He gave me the-
Lady boner gone (gone)
Lady boner gone (gone)
Ew
Dickhead, I'm fried off that shit