Lazy Saviors - Hex My Ex Lyrics

I should have been careful then
I saw the tattoo on her shoulder
Next to a dream catcher
Was a devil whipping men
Though it started all off so well
After rapture came a rupture
And the fall was hard as hell
My heart could feel a puncture

Without much of a success
I've been trying to recover
Here am I a few months later
Still in love with that sorceress
I am still under her spell
So long after our farewell
But I picked up a trick or two
And I know what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna hex my ex
I'll put a spell on the damsel
I'll incant in a pentacle
I'll chant evil canticles
I'm gonna jinx the minx
Now let's see what she thinks
When I'm in a magic circle
Making her day terrible

You don't believe in it I can see
Just know I'm also skeptical
And though this might not work, not work at all
It takes me closer to recovery
So let me borrow your charms
For she too can cause me harm
I need something that protects
(Me) For she too can hex her ex

But as I'm leaning closer
I see you too're looking for closure
I can tell you too are burning
With much of the same yearning
You've got an ex to exorcise
So no excuse heed my advice
Learn my kind of magic (magic)
This will feel fantastic

You've got to hex your ex
Just put a spell on the fella
Come inside the pentacle
And learn the damned canticle
Be maleficent on the gent
Go Le Fey Morgan on the man
Step inside the magic circle
And start making his day terrible

"Hermione Granger on the mister?
Sir?
Carabosse on the boss. Go McGonagall on the gall. Saruman on the gentleman!
Are you serious?
Mandrake on the snake?
No idea who that is!
Gandalf on the vandal
That doesn't even mean anything. It doesn't even rhyme
Rincewind on the...
Stop it!
Malfoy on the boy! Bellatrix on the vixen!
Scarlett witch on the bitch
Huh?"