Wish I were olfactory impaired
When I share an elevator with him
Ten flights to the office, I don't care
I'll the stairs, take the stairs
Bathed in cologne
Bathed in cologne
His scent is so offensive to the nares
Don't breathe the air within a half-mile of him
Old Spice and Brut are nice compared
Why must he wear the musk he wears?
Bathed in cologne
Bathed in cologne
In passing exchange pleasantries
With the man who smells like the seventies
I'm begging on my hands and knees
Stop saturating your extremities
With a scent once purchased at Genovese
We all have our own insecurities
But we also have responsibilities
To consider those with asthma and allergies
Bathed in cologne
Bathed in cologne
Bathed in cologne
Bathed in cologne