My parents escaped from the booby hatch
Born on Halloween
They made love in a pumpkin patch
Born on Halloween
The sky was raining candy corn
Born on Halloween
Nine months later I was born
Born on Halloween
A skeleton for a midwife
Born on Halloween
Cut the cord with a butcher knife
Born on Halloween
After nursing mother's breast
Born on Halloween
They laid me down in a vulture's nest
Born on Halloween
Witches snuck into the nursery
Born on Halloween
To curse me with lifelong misery
Born on Halloween