Le Grand Gambino - I Ruined Your Wedding Lyrics

Connecticut Fall scenery is so lovely
Foliage enjoyed by people with money
Months prior received the invite that stunned me
Marked my calendar: wedding of my ex-honey

Groom's such a great guy, full head of hair
Looks like he works out, looks quite debonair
She brought up that time at the Renaissance Fair
As he shook my hand, I shook in despair

At an old banquet hall in Redding, hall in Redding, hall in Redding
I ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding
Old banquet hall in Redding, hall in Redding, hall in Redding
I ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding

In the warm, early Fall, New England air
The bride takes the alter, I slump in my chair
Vows are recited, rings are exchanged
Occurred to me that we'd been 10 years estranged

Until the day you met me at the café
Had called with the news about my fiancé
Just needed an old friend I could talk to
Believe I stopped breathing when you said, "I do"

At an old banquet hall in Redding, hall in Redding, hall in Redding
I ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding
Old banquet hall in Redding, hall in Redding, hall in Redding
I ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding

Told myself one drink, don't act bitter or mean
But Tom Collins 1 became Tom Collins 14
My poor coordination and clowning around
Caused the whole wedding cake to come tumbling down
The tears that you shed are what I regret most
From my impromptu, unsolicited toast
From my understanding the very last straw
Was when I put the moves on your mother-in-law

At an old banquet hall in Redding, hall in Redding, hall in Redding
I ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding
Old banquet hall in Redding, hall in Redding, hall in Redding
I ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding

Old banquet hall in Redding, hall in Redding, hall in Redding
I ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding, ruined your wedding