Le Grand Gambino - No White After Labor Day Lyrics

You can steal a baby from an orphanage
Orphanage
Blast Slayer way past the town noise ordinance
Ordinance

Let the children play with matches
Cut the label off the mattress
Fill the woods with packing peanuts
Toss the body in the sea

But

No white after Labor Day
Labor Day
No white after Labor Day
Labor Day
No white after Labor Day
Labor Day
No white after Labor Day

Spread a bunch of broken glass on teacher's seat
Teacher's seat
Swipe the bag of some old bird on Bleecker Street
Bleecker Street

Drop mothballs in the Minestrone
Ride your puppy like a pony
Wife's asleep, give her a haircut
Then run off with the Au Pair

But

No white after Labor Day
Labor Day
No white after Labor Day
Labor Day
No white after Labor Day
Labor Day
No white after Labor Day
After Labor Day

Bring books back late to the library
Molotov a monastery
Stick tacks in Halloween candy
Spike the AA punch with brandy
Kick your kitty, make a field goal
Push the mailman down a manhole
Offer diabetics donuts
Throw a brick through a window

But

No white after Labor Day
Labor Day
No white after Labor Day
Labor Day
No white after Labor Day
Labor Day
No white