Tonight Video (MV)

It's the anniversary
Of my baby and me
Unfortunately, no monies
Thanks to our collective advanced degrees

Can't wine
Can't dine
Credit
Declined

My bank account has bought the farm
So tonight we dine at Cumberland Farms
Bill collectors up in arms
So tonight we dine at Cumberland Farms

Tonight we dine at Cumberland Farms

I swear to God some day
We'll dine in decadence
But until that day we pray
For a healthy inheritance

Paid bills
Paid rent
Net worth
One cent

My bank account has bought the farm
So tonight, we dine at Cumberland Farms
Bill collectors up in arms
So tonight, we dine at Cumberland Farms

Tonight, we dine at Cumberland Farms

Let's put on our best outfits
The clothes with fewest holes
And if the car starts up
We'll avoid highway routes with tolls
We'll close our eyes and fantasize of fancy bistros by the sea
But in reality, we purchase processed food on EBT
Processed food on EBT
On our anniversary