He trims the hedges with a friendly smile
Goes the extra mile when he calks our tile
Upgraded our toilet with a cushioned seat
And places Andes on our pillows for a bedtime treat
He's the world's best landlord
He's the world's best landlord
He's the world's best landlord
He's the world's best landlord
Salutations to you, John
Are the words he uses when he mows our lawn
When it snows he's quick to shovel out my car
And he even helps me program my VCR
He's the world's best landlord
He's the world's best landlord
He's the world's best landlord
He's the world's best landlord
When it was time for us to buy our own home
Broke down in tears breaking the news on the phone
Tender warm embracing on the day we moved out
He gave us our deposit in the full amount
He's the world's best landlord
He's the world's best landlord
He's the world's best landlord
The world's best landlord