Le Swish - Finger in the Ass Lyrics

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F*ck off Man
What the f*ck?
Can't do that
What the f*ck?
I'm calling back
Hello?
Yeah, I just - you just hung up on me?
About a massage?
Yeah, I'm sorry, we're training - please hold
What?
Must be my birthday, I got a finger in the ass
What the f*ck?
You move way too fast, I don't think I can last
Is that the guy from the phone?
I took a shower and now I'm feeling lucky
Yeah, do you want the uh 42 or the 69 minute?
Forty-two or sixty... I don't know?
Please hold
Not gonna settle for the normal sucky-sucky
I'll go down in history
Sir, 42 or 69?
Uh, I'll just do like a normal amount of time?
Whatever that?
Okay, uh, soft as a feather?
Hard as hell?
Uh, neither?
I don't...
Come on!
Please hold
Know that it's true
I used to be shy
Yeah you could say I was meek
Okay
But now I don't mind a little pinky in the cheeks
Hhmm...
I got an infection!
Song's kinda good
Oh, did you wash your hands?
Mmm
I need affection baby, oh yeah it's true
Kinda like this, it's kinda weird
Too many goddamn fingers in the ass!
Is he saying finger in the ass?
Okay sir I've got you set for a 69 minute massages, hard as hell, in 45 minutes
What?
I'll see you then