Show up in my stockings cause you like me like that
Showin off the presents you don't get to unwrap
Creepin over christmas, that's a lot to unpack
Even santa can't believe you fumbled this bag
I'm not afraid to leave you freezing out here in the snow
I won't be missing you up underneath the mistletoe
Find someone else to keep you warm bc my heart is cold
You pissed off the wrong ho ho ho ho ho
So
Merry bitchmas
Check you off my wishlist
You think i'm kidding
Watch me flip the switchmas
Me with your bullshit
I don't want your presence (presents)
A better you is coming down my chimney any second
Merry bitchmas
All i want for christmas
Is a not so holy night with you not in it
If you hate me
Cry to santa baby
I was nice and naughty for you til you turned me vicious
Merry bitchmas
Merry merry merry bitchmas
Seasonal depression hitting different, getting over me
Took your broken heart, and left it underneath the christmas tree
I saw what you sent her so, i printed out the gift receipts
Think i wouldn't make you pay for all the shit you did to me