The Legends of the Locker Rooms - Old Codgers Can't Dance Lyrics

To the Levi we will ride
To the place we've been before
In the shade of the hills, we hide
We keep on coming back for more

Four-wheels, full load
Speed up, point of no return
Booze on, ready to explode
It's time to twist and turn

Sauna ferry, Vinkkari
Into the hole in the ice
(We're) Gonna make some history
Not wise, but no need for advise

It'll be a hell of a story
All or nothing at all
Rise of the morning glory
Together ours are standing tall

We own the town
We're the stars of the night
Never let you down
We are the bringers of light

To the Levi we will ride
To the place we've been before
In the shade of the hills, we hide
We keep on coming back for more
Back for more

Times have changed
The hair has gone
Prostate arranged
Peeing just goes off and on

Pack up your medication
Tune up your pacemaker
No need for castration
My heart is a shaker

Get your PCI done
And colonoscopy
Diapers for everyone
Levi is ready for you and me

Eko, Sep, and Pete
Meet and greet
The Barons of the Bourbon Street
Pekka, Jay, Mike, and Vinse
Be convinced
The Lords of the sins and strings

Hey Lady, you don't have a chance
Old codgers can't dance
Sometimes it can be heavy
What happens in Levi, stays in Levi