Last night I saw my ex-girlfriend on the internet
Kinda wondered - did she get too high, or was she deep in debt?
Whatever the case may be, I'm seeing what I used to get
When I saw my ex-girlfriend on the internet
Last night I saw my ex-girlfriend on my PC screen
The images displayed there were decidedly obscene
I'd forgotten just how good she looks when she's slick with vaseline
When I saw my ex-girlfriend on my PC screen
I should have known she's not alone
She's the kind of girl don't ever get too lonely
There's always some testosterone driven fool
Don't she know he's seeing one thing only
That's right, I saw my ex-girlfriend on the internet
If I'd been being good, then I never would have seen her yet
But I saved the website address, cause I don't want to forget
How to find my ex-girlfriend on the internet
Cause I'm not finished yet
On the internet
I guess that's what I get
She's on the internet
Makes it hard to forget
Yeah, she's hard to forget
She makes it hard, oh yeah