I try to be friendly and start conversation
Then totally forget your name
When I try to be funny it's offensive and awkward
I hang my head in shame
I wanna make everyone happy
But I always end up making them sad
And every time I do something good
I end up undoing it with something bad
I volunteer to drive but I'm overly confident
And get us in a ditch
I make us some dinner but something went bad
And it made us sick
I try to make everyone happy
It only ends up making them incredibly sad
Cause
Every time I do something good
I end up undoing it with something bad