I just got my Trump Check and some Amazon Prime
I'm quarantined and shopping for all of my groceries online
Furlough, furlough, furlough
Now I'm unemployment rich
Big Brother's droppin' bait, now we just wait for the switch
Ahh wait, my chick caught the 'Rona
Messing with them lame dudes hangin' round the corner
And I can smell them things, yeah they giving an aroma
But saw me cough I said so I'm a stoner
Yo Trump give me that stimulus check
I'm a stone cold stunner bro, look at my neck
Yes, ya boy is trying be the best
But quarantine got me sleeping 'til the next day
I don't really know what to say
Waking up just looking worse every day
Just bought a brand new switch
Unemployment got me rich
Come to my island trick
But you better bring me gifts
You and I both know that because of COVID-19,
Things in the health and wellness world have changed
And are going to change
Due to the social distancing measures that I see,
And sanitation procedures being implemented
Okay, see that's the way it goes when you're chilling with the bros
We start the party and we bring it to a close
With this mask I'm wearin' I'm feeling pretty darin'
I've got my Trump Check
And my neighbor got his rump checked
And my girl got lost
In a Zoom call with her boss
I'm losing more than I lost
When last week I lost my job
But it's okay because
This is the way of America
Rbbrbndmn land hysteria
Mask on, news off, aware enough
Please don't watch the news it'll scare ya
Herro, my name is PHERO
Makin' clean bars, you can call it dinero
New to rap, quarantine got me goin'
When I start spitting, I'm fly like Boeing
Me and my boys, we all be spitting,
Ty with the fire beat the flames be emitting
Quarantine got us going, there's no stopping now
Cooking up bangers, okay, Ciao!