Life UnderView - Hire Me Lyrics

Woke up early, no more delays
Ironed clothing I put on, after a shower spray
Driver gives me the stare, but I just don't care
Heart's beating fast, no time to spare

Hire me, hire me
Hire me, hire me, hire me
I'm begging on my knees
From nine to five, I'm aiming to please
I'll do it all a hundred times better, no tasks left undone, done
Hire me, oh please, hire me, and you'll have won
Hire me, hire me

Meetings, oh, I'm a master of explanation
Power notes on the screen, a work of art in creation
My inbox, well sorted, each message in a color coded file
I'll reply to all, with speed, it's my happy unique style

Hire me, hire me
Hire me, hire me, hire me
I'm begging on my knees
From nine to five, I'm aiming to please
I'll do it all a hundred times better, no tasks left undone, done
Hire me, oh please, hire me, and you'll have won
Hire me, hire me

Call me the king of the office magnificence
My desk's a museum of structure
It's my magnum opus
They say work hard, climb the corporate tree
But I'll dance in the shadows
Until you advance me

Hire me, hire me
Hire me, hire me, hire me
I'm begging on my knees
From nine to five, I'm aiming to please
I'll do it all a hundred times better, no tasks left undone, done
Hire me, oh please, hire me, and you'll have won
Hire me, hire me

So if you need an officer
Someone who'll never defy
Look no further, I'm your guy
Hire me, hire me
And watch this company fly
In this corporate circus
You'll be the star in the sky

Hire me, hire me
Hire me, hire me, hire me
I'm begging on my knees
From nine to five, I'm aiming to please
I'll do it all a hundred times better, no tasks left undone, done
Hire me, oh please, hire me, and you've already won
Hire me, hire me

Just don't listen to what I said previously
In fire me
Hire me, hire me