Life UnderView - Refund Denied Lyrics

Box on the counter, receipt in my hand
This trusty appliance, a broken wasteland
Warranty promised, a 30-day grace
But the customer service rep, wears a smirk on their face
Sir, they say, voice laced with a sneer
The fine print mentions a clause, it's crystal clear
Refund denied, lost in legalese haze
Swirling unused words, a bureaucratic maze
Terms and conditions, a cryptic disguise
A shopper's nightmare, with bewildered eyes
They spout out jargon, a verbal assault
Requisition forms, precedent at fault
Mysteries hidden, in small printed lines
Just a simple refund, feels like a crime
Deciphered clauses, offer no gentle tip
Just a bureaucratic fist, refusing to grip
Refund denied, lost in legalese haze
Swirling unused words, a bureaucratic maze
Terms and conditions, a cryptic disguise
A shopper's nightmare, with bewildered eyes
Where's the foresight, the customer care
A broken promise, hang's heavy in the air
Service replaced, by a lawyer's delight
A rift widens, trust turning to blight
Refund rejected, lost in legalese haze
Swirling unused words, a bureaucratic maze
Terms and conditions, a fortress of lies
A shopper's frustration, with only goodbyes
Refund rejected, lost in legalese haze
Swirling unused words, a bureaucratic maze
Refund Rejected, Refund Denied