Life UnderView - Xcuse Me Lyrics

You forgot my birthday, then justify it with a call
Said you lost your calendar, it's a pitiful excuse after all
Trying to defend your actions, saying it's a busy week
But all I hear is nonsense, your excuses are bleak
You condone your own faults, with a casual reply
But your reasons are laughable, even you cannot deny
Xcuse me, but your reasons warrant blame
Trying to rationalize, the insane things you claim
You can't mitigate or palliate, what's clear to see
Xcuse me, xcuse me, you say with glee
Forgot to feed the goldfish, you explain it with a smile
Said the cat did it, now that's really versatile
Ignore the problem, then you try to apologize
Enough with the nonsense, everyone can see through the lies
You think you can pardon, your lazy way through
But these flimsy stories just won't do
Xcuse me, but your reasons warrant blame
Trying to rationalize, the insane things you claim
You can't mitigate or palliate, what's clear to see
Xcuse me, xcuse me, you say with glee
Left me at the airport, with a silly defense
Said you were abducted, by aliens, such pretense
Dispense your crazy stories, think I'll tolerate
But these wild fabrications, I just can't take
Your excuses are see-through, and they fall flat
It's time to stop, I've had enough of that
Xcuse me, but your reasons warrant blame
Trying to rationalize, the insane things you claim
You can't mitigate or palliate, what's clear to see
Xcuse me, xcuse me, you say with glee
You think you can, exculpate yourself
With stories, from the highest shelf
But your excuses, are too absurd
Every single explanation, singing like a bird
Xcuse me, but your reasons warrant blame
Trying to rationalize, the insane things you claim
You can't mitigate or palliate, what's clear to see
Xcuse me, xcuse me, you say with glee
Xcuse me