Light a Candle Video (MV)

How can we change the world
There's something we all can do
A small thing each and every day
That starts with me and you
So if you wanna make a change
If you can find it in your hearts
It's not big things, it's little ones
That's where true change starts
Light a candle when you're pooping
Light a candle when you're not
Light a candle when you're pooping
Especially when the poop is hot
On your own, on the porcelain throne
Scrolling through your phone
With a splashy plop, it makes its drop
You're no longer alone
With this terrible deed you have also freed
A stench straight out of hell
My hope is that you heed my plead
And cover up the smell
Light a candle when you're pooping
Light a candle when you're not
Light a candle to start soothing
Your new brown friend who's in a knot
Grab that Yankee candle
Gathering dust up on the mantle
Don't be obtuse, put it to use
For the good of those around you
Like a wet rat through the sewers
Oh it slides out nice and smooth
Its odor can be rectified
With lime and fresh vermouth
You might be asking
How will lighting a candle when I plop a poopy
In my friend's guest bathroom during their Birthday party change the world well
Let me tell you
It will Susan
Or at least find some Febreze under the sink and give that spritz a spray
Or even pour some Windex straight into the toilet bowl
I'm talking about basic human respect, come on Susan
It's not even that difficult
It's common courtesy
This simple human function
Should not be shared or seen
So mask the smell and cover it
With a waxy wonderland
When you come out, we won't think about
What you just did with your hand, eww
Light a candle when you're pooping
(It will change the world)
When the smell's worse than you thought
(Cover up that smell)
Light a candle to conceal
(Don't let anybody know)
What just came out of your secret slot
(I'm talking about your butthole)
Before you turn the handle, light a candle
You can flush it away but, the smell will stay
The scent of a rose could save a nose
When you squatty on a potty don't give it another thoughty
Light a candle
Have you lit your candle
No? Well then go, go
Go light the candle
I still can't breathe, oh gosh, please light your candle
Fine, ah, fine okay
I'll light your candle, I'm coming in
A lighter? Does anybody have a lighter?
Oh for the love of all things holy
Oh look a match, an old match, here we go
We've lit the candle
Light a candle